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I've been a fan of yours for years, like over a decade years.  I've put up with your antics, your womanizing, your crazy unitard wearing ways, but I drew the line at the hair.  On behalf of everyone, thank you for ceasing this Johnny Depp rugged look.  It only works if you have a certain je ne sais quoi that certain others in Hollywood have.  Besides, if you continue to make those faces when you sing, we need to pretty you up a bit.

xoxo C